May 2013
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
me that night: let's do it again
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up. you know nothing. you're still a baby.
April 2013
My Doctor Who moment
bookwormstache:
So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis
the tardis
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Reblog if you want a cute message right now, no...
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself
superwhowhedonfighter:
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously...
soupkittens:
old macdonald had a farm
E I E I
[HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
“I have Fandango’s theme in my head all day long.”
– every wrestling fans after yesterday’s RAW (via phelpss)
basedgosh:
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
So wish I didn’t have to work tomorrow otherwise i’d be watching wrestlemania.
“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman.
Barrowman, everyone.
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
(via thedoctorandthewoman)
linadivorceeofl:
lundsdotter:
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Gentlemen.
